So, this is kind of about that new movie ‘An Inconvenient Truth’.

If you haven’t seen the trailer, it’s ad is plastered all over MySpace and it uses ridiculously over-dramatized music and images that are supposed to generate support for this money-hogging Hollywood-propagandized piece of shit of a film.

Along with most Hollywood blockbusters about something ‘important’, this one is nothing but a crock of cowshit. Global warming is ridiculously blown out of proportion, it’s nowhere near a human-caused unnatural environmental phenomenon as people claim it to be. What people forget to realize is the fact that the Earth’s climate moves in cycles! Have you ever heard of a little thing called the Ice Age? Well yeah, guess what, they’re linked. The weather is getting warmer now, and eventually it will go down again, at which point (very far in the future, probably 10,000 or so years from now) we’ll be in another Ice Age.

Issuing all of these ridiculous laws isn’t going to affect the Earth’s natural environmental/climactic cycles in the least. And if you want to complain about high gas prices (partially, of course), look no further than your happy asshole liberal politician friends who pass shitloads of annoying, costly emissions laws that don’t do shit. Oil has to be purer to pass the emissions laws, and that costs money. Lowering auto emissions doesn’t change anything! Even if I switch to a sedan, or maybe even a bicycle, it still won’t change anything. Volcanic eruptions alone let out more CO2 than years of human emissions, and it’s perfectly natural.

Also, if global warming was such a big deal, Al Gore would release this movie on the internet as a public service, like Michael Moore did with Fahrenheit 9/11. He could easily pay for the production costs and bandwidth with a couple of previews or adds, not to mention all the money he would get from hippie dumbasses that want to save the planet, but then go and get abortions. Ironic, isn’t it?

If, on the other hand, ‘global warming’ is a tool used by movie producers and washed up politicians to generate money … then this movie will be the next summer blockbuster. Its funny, because it isn’t only hollywood making money on global warming. Politicans like Gore vote massive ammounts of funds for G.W. research so any climatologist who wants to feed his family and/or roll in money, is going to tell people how bad G.W. is in order to get more funding.

Honestly, in a several billion year old planet, we have maybe 100 years of decent recorded climate statistics. Suddenly they think they can make predictions that matter based on this extremely limited information. Thats like watching a stock for 1 day, and saying that they can predict what it will be trading at 9:00 AM the next day based on that. And when their prediction fails they go and tell the FCC that somebody is tampering with stocks. Unbelievable.

The bottomline is — we’re all going to die anyway, this is just one more thing for all of us to worry about while we sit on our asses on the Internet and cry about it. Back in the ’70s, all the hype was whether or not earth was headed into another Ice Age. Global temperature fluctuates. It’s just on an upswing right now. Big fuckin’ deal. We don’t need another washed-out political candidate in need of some cash and publicity to advertise this tell us that.

Speaking of shitty movies, let’s talk about how boring this movie will be. Now, it’s always nice to visit your grandmother, but would you want to sit and listen to her for 2 and a half hours? Hell no, in fact I’d rather give myself a root canal then listen to an old person for more than five minutes. Now take whatever your grandmother is saying and replace it with Al Gore’s annoying monotone voice. Pretty bad, but at least it’s your grandma, right? At least what she’s saying is somewhat relevant to your life. Wrong. She starts talking about science, but she demands you pay her $8 for what she has to say. This is movie is it’s equivalent.